I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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