It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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