Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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