How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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