I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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