This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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