I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We need to feng shui this bitch.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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