I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
it glows. i had to have it.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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