I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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