Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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