where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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