I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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