I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Who did Billy Mays play for?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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