there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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