I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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