Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
