I must be too annoying 4 u.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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