What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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