at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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