I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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