Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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