Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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