marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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