Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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