so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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