is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
