thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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