spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Green mimosas i think yes
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
