so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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