I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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