Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
do herpes really smell.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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