I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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