I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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