the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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