I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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