Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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