Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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