Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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