I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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