But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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