And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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