She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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