ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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