my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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