idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
ttyl tear gas
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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