Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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