so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
