I'm so fucking centered right now
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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