i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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