This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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