I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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